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"Ghostly chatter" will kill the internet	by Kickstart	2006-11-19 12:55:59
So that's what's going to kill the net this week	by SnappingTurtle	2004-04-12 11:38:58
Nah not Martians	by MikeCDN	2004-04-12 11:42:21
I've come up with a virus that infects all Unix based systems, so Unix, MacOS, BeOS, Linux... It will cause them to whipe there hard drives then turn off the cooling fan, and as the processor starts to overheat it will eminate a Electro Magnetic Pulse knocking out all computers nearby. I'll be releasing it next Monday, and I suspect the net will be destroyed by thursday. I'll be sending my demands to the world goverments, if they each comply with my demands I will patch their critical systems remotly.
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Or... (cue ominous music)	by Naruki	2004-04-12 11:46:39
But	by thewrongcrowd	2004-04-12 12:17:44
He won't, of course.	by Naruki	2004-04-12 12:32:49
As long as it's not	by thewrongcrowd	2006-11-19 12:55:59
I hereby demand...	by SnappingTurtle	2004-04-12 13:23:11
I mean, one hundred billion dollars. (n/t)	by talon0720	2004-04-12 13:30:14

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