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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  What's the deal with "Paper" in that game? by BaruMonkey 2004-04-12 05:04:16
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that s*** up in about 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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[ Reply ]
    Rock IS immobile, silly. by Naruki2004-04-12 05:36:33
      Okay, it was meant to be funny. by BaruMonkey2004-04-12 05:50:40
        Not true. by Naruki2004-04-12 06:44:40
      Or to catch the punch, by LionsPhil2004-04-12 06:40:16
    A quick google search... by altordwm2004-04-12 06:40:49
    It's sandpaper by tigermouse2004-04-12 08:14:02

 

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