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Someone parked in my front yard. Help me with reve by bassplayer2004-04-05 17:53:27
  do this rather: by subbywan 2004-04-05 17:55:43
drill hole in exhaust. Screw in sparkplug. Connect to battery and ground against body. Wait for terrified babbling as flames SPEW out rear of car.

Altenatively, fill condom with fish scales, dump into gas tank. tampons work ok too.

Each are harmless over all, but quite evil.
[ Reply ]
    Er, drilling a hole in the exhaust is "harmless"? by LionsPhil2004-04-05 17:56:49
      Harmless as in "won't hurt anyone" by subbywan2004-04-05 17:58:43
        Let me guess, by LionsPhil2004-04-05 18:00:58
          "Eye for an eye", eh? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-05 18:02:28
            Eye for an anything. by LionsPhil2004-04-05 18:04:08
          It really depends by benmiller2004-04-05 18:02:42
            Towed, yes. by LionsPhil2004-04-05 18:04:50
    What does the condom w/fish scales do? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-05 18:00:28

 

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