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computer acronyms by subbywan 2004-04-05 14:17:28
From the inbox:

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
SCSI - System Can't See It
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
DVD - Differing Vendor Designs
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
UGS - Usman Ghani Slatch
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
JAVA - Just Amazing Vendor Assurances
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
[ Reply ]
  TLA - three letter acronyms (n/t) by theanomaly2004-04-05 14:21:11
    ADR: by pas512004-04-05 14:23:13
      Ouch! by Spud312004-04-05 14:27:30
      Nonono... by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
        You have sufficient population for that? :p (n/t) by pas512004-04-05 15:13:19
      Argh! Left recursion! by Stavros2004-04-05 15:12:28
        Have some more: by pas512004-04-05 15:24:30
          and another: by PsychoI3oy2004-04-05 15:30:20
            tic...tic...tic by shorty822004-04-05 15:33:10
              throw BadGrammerException; (n/t) by williamashbless2004-04-05 15:34:55
                Nope. (throws SeplinErrerException) by pas512004-04-05 15:45:19
              RRDR by pas512004-04-05 15:36:38
            and yet another... by mpicklesimer12004-04-05 18:37:21
    I thought it was by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OSI Model, anyone? by theanomaly2004-04-05 14:26:50
  FORTRAN? (n/t) by pas512004-04-05 14:29:07
  Some of those are older than this comic. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-05 14:43:37

 

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