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IT'S THE AMAZING KARNAK!! by Adiplomat 2004-03-17 15:01:44
Ok, here's how it goes:

Remember The Amazing Karnak on Johnny Carson? He'd act like he was "getting vibes" from the unknown, and hold up a folded card, closed. He'd stare at the card, then say something like "Bangalore...". He'd then open the card and read "Forbidden knowledge of the Indian porno industry.". And wait for laughs (that usually didn't come).

So. I'll do the first phrase, and the next person gives the "answer" and the next phrase. Get it? I have to go to church, but I'll check when I get back! The starter is: (holds card to head)

"Opus #9..."
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