If we can get this on one of the major US networks, you'll not only make enough cash to quit your current job, but actually earn enough to buy your current job and fire anyone who ever so much as looked at you funny. If we only manage to get it on the WB or Cartoon Network, you'll be looking at a modest paycut and a serious downgrading of your personal respect. And if we put it on Canadian television, you'll not only want to keep your job, but you'll also want to take on a second job and possibly even a third, because the network's going to be constantly borrowing money from you.
But if you want to make occasional logical comments, you can't be the "wacky" neighbor. Maybe you could be the "slightly neurotic best-friend" neighbor. Or the "uptight irritable neighbor." Or the "sleazy single sex-starved" neighbor. Or if the show premieres during sweeps week, you could be the "gun-toting-drug-dealer-killing-stark-naked-ninja neighbor who-always-stands-behind-conveniently-placed-items-that-just-happen-to
-hide-her-non-broadcastable-bits-though-they'll-be-completely-visible-i
n-the-highly-expensive-DVD-release-of-this-crappy-crappy-show." Again, it all depends on which network we get. And also how drunk we manage to get you at your audition. |
