'Round here, we call 'em the Human Race, and they're not all bad. You just can't trust 'em any farther than you can throw 'em. And with all the donuts and McDonald's they've been scarfing, you wouldn't budge 'em very far these days.
But unless Schwarzenegger gets that amendment passed to allow dirty foreigners to be US Presidents, I don't think I'll be chasing that job anytime soon. I suppose I could run for Prime Minster of something perhaps, but before I start pursuing a career in politics, I'd have to have major portions of my brain chopped out first. Like that whole knobbly bit just above the stem. |
