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Once more into the breach: John Lennon Kerry | by DesertRat66 | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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Spamming isn't appreciated, it seems. | by Naruki | 2004-03-17 10:40:59 |
| Capital idea! |
by Capt. X |
2004-03-17 11:16:59 |
And while we're at it, you, NOLAWitch and Kickstart could keep all your anti-Bush posts in one thread! Like in your diaries! Where the rest of us can ignore them! Then the forum can go back to being a fun, happy, semi-less-troll-infested-borezone that isn't constantly loaded with pointless political rants that all boil down to "Your guy is an evil satanspawn who will plunge us all into eternal darkness and misery and itchy eczemic purgatory! My guy is a saint who would have ascended into Heaven years ago except that we needed his godlike wisdom here, and also his butt has gotten a little too big lately for him to achieve the required level of holy takeoff!" Both arguments conveniently ignore the fact that both guys are politicians, and are, by definition, disgusting lesser lifeforms who rank somewhere beneath shower curtain mold and injury claim lawyers in the grand scheme of generally yucky things no sane person would want to share an elevator with.
Sorry if I sound a little testy, but we've been trying to do the groundbreaking for "adiplomat's Happy Land" for what feels like years now, and you noxious political ranters keep running over and piddling on our construction site. I've half a mind to write a nasty letter to the Congressman about you. (No, I'm not referring to one of those disease-laden politician-type Congressmen. I'm talking about Vito "The Congressman" Maloney, a local insane zookeeper who bred a giant killer female gorilla called Congress. Congress is an old hand at negotiating construction holdups. Or to be more specific, Congress has a collection of old hands from negotiating construction holdups. She rips them off the arms of troublemakers, and then twists them into lovely wastepaper baskets. Either it's an ironic commentary on all those gorilla foot ashtrays that poachers ship out of Africa, or Congress is just one sick freakin' primate. In either case, I suggest against accepting any Christmas or birthday gifts from the Congressman and his pet. Especially ones he describes as a "really handy item to have around the house.") |
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Capt. X for prez! | by rottweiler | 2004-03-17 11:31:33 |
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So what's wrong with sick freakin' primates? | by Capt. X | 2004-03-17 11:56:05 |
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Go for the full craniectomy | by thewrongcrowd | 2004-03-17 12:07:11 |
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did I say US Prez? | by rottweiler | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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