So I'm sitting in my living room, eating sunflower seeds and reading a magazine. The seed shells go into a bowl next to me. Proxy approaches, takes one sniff at the bowl, and starts behaving like it was a bowl of catnip. I mean, come on! It's just damp sunflower seed shells!

So I break one seed and hand the shell to her, to see if her attraction was with the bowl or with the shells. She immediately starts wiping her face on the shell. Left side, right side, twisting her neck to get it all over her.

Go figure. Strange are the ways of the godess.