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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Spinal Tap (n/t) by Number_Six2004-03-09 09:49:02
    But Spinal Tap rules! by BlurOfSerenity 2004-03-09 10:44:10
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read!
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!

Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about bum-cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom, drive me outta my mind!
How could I leave this... behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean!
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean!
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game waitin' inside her tights, yeah!

Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about mud-flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom, drive me outta my mind!
How could I leave this... behind?
[ Reply ]
      I read Spinal Tap... by highly2004-03-09 13:18:06

 

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