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ATTN: mayertom by winsmith2004-03-09 09:00:03
  So you admit it's really Clairol? by NOLAWitch2004-03-09 09:04:55
    Well I have to admit this: by winsmith2004-03-09 09:09:10
      Wait, you found Naruki's gender? by Arcanum2004-03-09 09:10:55
        Would you really want to know? by nin_man2004-03-09 09:16:23
          I'm magic like Santa, now? by Naruki2004-03-09 09:26:11
            Well, the contents of your undies are. by nin_man2004-03-09 09:33:53
              That tears it! by Naruki2004-03-09 09:48:21
                Oh dear... by Capt. X 2004-03-09 10:04:39
A brief excerpt from "'Twas The Night Before Troll Mess," by Clean Carpet NoMoore:

...When she laughed it shook like a bowl full of jelly.
But her back was turned, so that wasn't her belly.
And what to my wondering nose did appear,
But a smell that made sinuses painfully clear.
And I heard her exclaim as the rug became expendable
"Sorry 'bout the mess, my Depends just aren't dependable!"


Hmm. I think there's an obvious reason this never became a holiday favorite. Santa's not supposed to leave those kinds of presents under your tree. Have a heart, people! Curb your Santa!
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