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Engrish favourites. by Illiad 2004-02-16 16:00:49
From a rental car brochure:

"When passengers of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."

Next time I get cut off on the road, I'm gonna tootle the bastage with vigor.

[ Reply ]
  I got tootled with vigor this morning. by LionsPhil2004-02-16 16:19:44
    I keep foretting to tootle properly. by Tomo2004-02-16 16:25:58
      Learn to check your blindspots? ;) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-16 16:28:08
      <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-16 17:47:59
        MODS! :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:28:52
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-16 17:48:15
      Transit? by JPaganel2004-02-16 17:08:29
        Transit? by Raffy91102004-02-16 20:58:12
      You'd be surprised. by silvermoon822004-02-16 20:12:56
  Sticker on back of my car: by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:28:27
    I saw the less funny one, today: by Naruki2004-02-16 16:33:54
      Another: by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:36:41
      or "my kid is bonking your honor student" (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-16 16:38:42
        I never saw "bonking"... by Naruki2004-02-16 16:40:45
          bumper stickers by Bastetsmuse2004-02-16 19:34:32
            bumoer stickers by Raffy91102004-02-16 20:01:13
              bumper stickers by Bastetsmuse2004-02-16 21:44:03
        Hmm... usage? by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:40:53
          Very. The original wouldn't fit in a subject line (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-16 16:41:36
            'Ere now - What's all this then? by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:44:42
              only if they promise to strip search me again :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-16 16:46:11
                Depends. by themadkansan2004-02-16 16:47:23
                  I'll bring my own gloves if they're short .. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-16 16:48:21
  Favorite Engrish: by bassplayer2004-02-16 22:45:33

 

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