I'd love to see his essay. Damn, that'd be funny...
I are proud of being white because we are many white examples of power and prestige. If you ignore all yellow and black leaders in history, then all of the leaders of history have been white like me and that makes me proud to be white like them. Being white is not easy, because you have to be born white and I don't know anyone who became white through sheer force of will except for Michael Jackson and he likes little boys and monkeys so that's not something I am proud of, but I guess I _am_ a little proud of Thriller. Plus I only drink flaming Pepsis. Another things I am proud of being white are that white people really know how to throw great parties when they hang blacks in places like Lynchburg. I have never seen such a party, but I am told that they attracted many white people who are white. Furthermore, white people throughout history have owned lots of things, like chariots, chickens, farms, Europe, and even blacks. Which we hunged when they quit being property for not being white. I hope that this essay shows you board members of the Whites Attaining New Knowledge, Education, and Respect fund just how proud I can be that I have the good fortune to be white like you and that you give me money for being white. Thank you for being white. |
