Or: what not to say or do.
(sorry, but this has to be negative, as it is compiled from experience)
1. what not to say.
No references to cannibalism. Especially no gripping peoples arms while saying in a matter of fact tone: "you might be tasty".
No matter how fun you had hurting and maiming your enemies back in the day, make no references to that era, or how entertaining it was.
No discussing how to hurt, maim or fight people properly. No matter how well it worked for you, or how well it might benefit those listening.
No lengthy discussions on massmurder.
No talking to people that just nod and say: "yes" and/or "aha".
Do not speak your mind.
2.how not to be.
No leering at people sideways.
Lose the depressed dead eye look, in favour of something else. Some research might be in order. Pick the one that suits best. If the one that suits best is the depressed dead eye look, try smiling.
No condecending looks.
No grinning evilly.
No grinning cynically.
No grinning.
No looking surprized and taken back when confronted by people beforehand.
3.how not to behave.
No crushing of enemies of any kind. Am just guessing, but I think maybe we're just supposed to cover in a corner like women and be crushed by our enemies. (on a side note - when inside a building, pick a SHORTER stick, OK?)
No walking really fast.
No speeding on the parkinglot.
No other forms of having fun on the parkinglot, even though it seems to have been especially made for you enjoyment. (that poor girl... I feel really bad for her, yet...)
No driving on the sidewalk. Especially not while mother is with you.
No asking people you don't know to drive you to and from a cocktail-party.
No setting other peoples cars on fire. And if you do, don't tell them you did.
4.what to do.
Always put a smiley that is, one of those things :) behind everything you write on forums, so people will get less offended. We all know how easily people get offended.
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