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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Dear Beer, by Apfel 2004-02-16 04:16:31
for years you have filled me with joy and helped me in good and bad times. Everytime you put a smile on my face and let me forget my problems for a while. You also manage to make me regret forgetting my problems the next morning thus urging me to solve them. You are great company at any party and you blend in well with the others. It doesn't matter if you are light or dark coloured, there is no problem with your colour. All that counts is the inside, your taste. This unfortunately varys but a suiting flavour can be found for everyone.

You are nutritious and quench my thirst and therefore cover most of my needs. You make me relax after a hard day at work and watch TV with me all night. You even accompany me when spending the whole night or weekend at the computer. You never complain or question my actions at any time. You are always there for me when I need you.

For all this and more I thank you Beer and hope this partnership will last for years to come.

Your biggest fan


Apfel

Cheers! c(_)
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