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House/flat/roommates from Hell! by julius.apweiler2004-02-10 05:38:54
  hmmm where to begin by plblark 2004-02-10 08:49:20
2 room apartment. 3 guys. I got the single room cause I worked nights. thank $diety. The biggest problem: Mooning wars. Once, Benny went to get groceries, I was in the living room watching movies. Denny Boy hears Benny Boy's keys in lock, drops trou and spreads the cheeks... but Benny boy just kicks door open and leans over for groceries, giving poor lady across the hall a horrible sight ;-)

Benny Boy's habits:
dishes under the couch.
Used prophalactics under the bed.
Self lovin on the communal couch.
Aim the urine in the general direction of the bathroom
His girlfriend would stay the weekend and be in the bathroom 2 hours a morning and night.

Denny Boy's habits:
Never washed (not dishes or himself). Loved long sleeved silk shirts. wore them when he always missed the bus... ran 5 miles to work. Missed bus. Ran home... never showered.
Lazy. Sorry dudes, I'm too tired to do the dishes (6 hours later, still hearing his vieo game sounds)

so we booted Benny boy cause he was always late on the rent and got Jerry...

Jerry's problem
Psycho knife boy. Smoker. Druggie. Skanks. Loser
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