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House/flat/roommates from Hell! by julius.apweiler2004-02-10 05:38:54
  That's it? by Glytch78 2004-02-10 07:24:45
This guy I used to live with was the biggest slob i've ever met in my entire life.

I have to have a spotless kitchen. I would spend about 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing it. Within 30 min he would have food on the counters, floor and walls. When I left the apartment and him the kitchen floor was multi-colored due to the food stains. The floor was linoleum too! GROSS!

The bathroom. HAIR All over the place. He'd shave with a electric razor and I swear he'd just turn around from the sink open the thing up and dump out the hair.

Living room. I had to replace 5 DVD's because he never put them away and they got sccratched up when he'd set a dinner plate on it. AND THEN when he's full and the dinner plate is half empty he's simply push it under the couch. Out of sight out of mind. It would be left there for god knows how long and stink up the whole place.

He never did dishes, never ran the vacuum around, never picked up anything. So I talked his best friend into taking over my part of the lease and got the heck out.

Now I'm living with a friend of mine and his GF. She owns the house I rent a room. They are both slobs too! It's driving me mad!

There is no dishwasher so the dishes just pile up in the sink. And I mean PILE. 3' tall is the biggest I've seen it.

They have 2 pug dogs that piss whereever the heck they want. Roomie's answer, spray fabreese and turn over the cusion. I sit in my computer chair now because the couch and floor stink!

The laundry room floor hasn't been seen since we moved into the place. They just drop their clothes off where ever and let them be. Untill they need a shirt then they wash that one shirt and nothing else. And they wonder why their water and exectric bills are so high.

I shovel the front walk. I have something wrong with my spine and it kills me everytime almost to the point of breaking down and crying because of the pain. I do it though because I don't want slip and fall on the ice and break something else. And I'm not talking a wee little bit of snow either. There are 4' piles minimum on either side of the walk. I try to even out the piles so the wind doesn't catch the lot of it and covers the walk again.

Bathroom. Same problem as you only it's a male AND a female throwing their clothes where ever.

March 1st I'm gone. I signed a lease on a new apartment and I have a friend moving in... Where'd that black cloud come from?

Hopefully it'll go well. I'm sick and tired of having bums for roomies.
[ Reply ]
    HA!!!!! by dexter1812004-02-10 07:33:33
      And the ex-flatmate is either injured by Naruki2004-02-10 07:44:23
      You win. (n/t) by Glytch782004-02-10 07:57:54

 

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