(Hands aDiplomat a cup of BAS and a small, glowing bluish pill...)
The BAS will help you stay awake, and the pill is a special concoction of the ÜberFrood aliens from planet FÜnkenGrÜven.
It's a muscle relaxant, mental relaxant, spiritual uplifter, and general cure for the common cold...
It has only one known side-effect, and that's a serious case of the giggles and an urge to quote Monty Python lyrics in strange, vaguely French-like accents... (grins)
Heck... (tosses over the entire bottle) Have a few - I've already had my half dozen for the morning, and can always get more. (Smiles happily as he halucinates a bunch of men jumping up on a table singing of how they're Knights of the Round Table, and suppresses the urge to join them...) <8-)P hehehehhee
Hope you feel better soon!
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