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Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine 2006-11-19 12:55:59

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning my darling Ufies.

Why is it always at rollover that some decides to come in and talk at me?
Only two people do this, my teamleader and his boss. Both of them know that this is coffee break time, so why always pester me now?
*Sigh*
I think I need a coffee. Who will join me?
*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

[ Reply ]
  BAS please... by astreius2004-02-10 00:32:39
    {{{astreius}}} by SaleGamine2004-02-10 00:34:02
      I am fine, by astreius2004-02-10 00:53:08
        My day is going quite well by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:29:55
          That was just what I needed... by astreius2004-02-10 02:25:48
            Good, good. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:38:03
              Ohhh, don't talk like this. by astreius2004-02-10 05:00:19
                *Blush* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 06:25:00
  I will join. {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2004-02-10 00:34:09
    *joins Treehugger and SaleGamine* by Didactylos2004-02-10 00:40:49
      *Grabs another mug* by treehugger2004-02-10 00:42:11
        *takes mug* by Didactylos2004-02-10 00:45:19
          Truce. by treehugger2004-02-10 00:46:19
            Somewhere. by Didactylos2004-02-10 00:48:05
    *prod* by syren2004-02-10 00:41:53
      Why is everyone asaulting me? by treehugger2004-02-10 00:43:22
        Hehe! Sorry - no mroe prodding from me :) by syren2004-02-10 00:49:22
          Always nice to be in a good moose! by treehugger2004-02-10 00:51:35
            I know! by syren2004-02-10 00:58:52
              Oooh Haircut! by treehugger2004-02-10 01:09:18
                Short story.. by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:12:34
                  Great! If I wanted to read it. by treehugger2004-02-10 01:14:49
                    I was being silly ....dumb(?). (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:16:56
                      sorry, I'm a little distracted. by treehugger2004-02-10 01:18:16
                Lol! by syren2004-02-10 01:28:12
                  10 mins from heathrow? by treehugger2004-02-10 01:32:39
                    Its probably more like 20 mins by syren2004-02-10 02:02:01
                      Eyebrows = good idea. by treehugger2004-02-10 02:08:11
                        I was thinking about having a by syren2004-02-10 02:13:59
                          Sounds good by treehugger2004-02-10 02:15:50
                            *Grin* by syren2004-02-10 02:33:01
                              Oh you bet. by treehugger2004-02-10 02:38:10
                                Lol - you're not wrong! by syren2004-02-10 02:46:00
                                No one contacts me anyway by treehugger2004-02-10 02:49:08
                                Heh - I know how you feel... by syren2004-02-10 03:00:09
                                Depends. by treehugger2004-02-10 03:10:44
                                Cool. by syren2004-02-10 03:22:06
                                oooh, go to Tiffanys by treehugger2004-02-10 03:28:12
                                No - I have to buy something... by syren2004-02-10 03:35:23
                                As much as I'm likely to be larted.... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 03:30:39
                                And the drool (n/t) by treehugger2004-02-10 03:32:49
                                Window shop??? by syren2004-02-10 03:33:55
                                :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 04:04:23
                  Egads! 10 minutes? by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:36:57
                    Alright maybe not ten minutes but only about 20. by syren2004-02-10 01:45:12
                      I'm right by a flight path. by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:58:23
                        Don't envy you love! by syren2004-02-10 02:05:11
                          Stupid me bought this shack by Electric Storm2004-02-10 02:24:20
                            *Nods* by syren2004-02-10 02:32:07
                              I'd love to if and when I can. by Electric Storm2004-02-10 03:35:00
                                That sounds lovely! by syren2004-02-10 03:37:52
                                If I didn't need to w**k... (i.e. won the lottery) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 04:02:17
                                Probably. by syren2004-02-10 04:55:12
                                Heuuuu, not really. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 06:21:48
    Over there by the window by SaleGamine2004-02-10 00:56:14
      *puts on sunglasses* by Didactylos2004-02-10 01:00:39
        No-one is to feed him sugar. by treehugger2004-02-10 01:25:55
          *Allows Didactylos Sugar* by treehugger2004-02-10 03:15:10
      *Puts everything on the table* by treehugger2004-02-10 01:02:51
        I'm doing ok by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:42:39
          It's fine here, nice and quick loading by treehugger2004-02-10 01:47:32
  My first time here... by davethecompguy2004-02-10 00:35:09
    Morning! *serves coffee w/cream & sweentner* by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:52:34
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 00:57:44
  Guten Morgen by ParityBit2004-02-10 00:35:39
    That's a good point. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 00:58:21
      yes what about .... by ParityBit2004-02-10 01:24:05
        Sorry, I'd like to help but I'm very bad with docs by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:29:04
          thanks.... by ParityBit2004-02-10 01:48:25
  'Lo! by syren2004-02-10 00:36:26
    *serves tea and plate of toast* by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:41:51
      Yes, thank you muchly :) by syren2004-02-10 00:43:01
        Ok....but... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:48:26
          Bless - sounds like you are by syren2004-02-10 00:55:18
            Yay! :) And thank you. by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:01:44
        You're welcome! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:53:19
    I see you already got served by SaleGamine2004-02-10 00:59:05
      Yes please love! by syren2004-02-10 01:01:02
        Fine, fine. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:27:41
          Good good! by syren2004-02-10 01:43:27
            Sort of by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:48:03
              Sounds familiar. by syren2004-02-10 02:04:08
  Morning! by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:40:09
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:00:28
      Thank you. * sipd tea* Yumm by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:03:56
        Now, now, that's not what I said by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:26:51
          Pardon me...I'm just in a silly mood by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:32:50
            Well feeling fine is already good. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:36:51
              Thank you! by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:43:04
                I know, I know by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:44:36
                  True, and as temp goes up there is less ice by Electric Storm2004-02-10 02:13:51
  Goodmorning by Jesus2004-02-10 00:42:24
    No problem dear one by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:02:04
  Guten Morgen! by petrus2004-02-10 00:42:27
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:02:49
  *Carries in a birthday cake* by Bellator2004-02-10 00:43:28
    Yay! A birthday! by treehugger2004-02-10 00:44:29
    Happy birthday. by kahuana2004-02-10 00:48:06
    Happy Birthday by ideur2004-02-10 00:53:30
      I'm not old enough but... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 00:57:13
        Yes, But im "only" 42 going slowly to 43! (n/t) by ideur2004-02-10 01:03:39
          Boy, you guys make me feel good! by Slamlander2004-02-10 01:07:17
            Hey now wait a minute! by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:11:20
              But I don't *look* it :) by Slamlander2004-02-10 01:15:45
                We could dye it you know. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:21:51
                  Hmmm dye hair.....that's an idea! by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:55:16
                    Actually I was sugesting that Slamlander by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:29:10
                      NOT gonna happen! by Slamlander2004-02-10 02:32:04
                        Now why is that my love? by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:35:00
                          The idea is to have LESS not MORE ... by Slamlander2004-02-10 02:45:11
                            Not that I know. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:56:29
                            A little grey makes one distingwish(sp?) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 02:57:50
                              Depend on the man, some just go on looking untidy. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 03:11:05
                                What can I say? by Electric Storm2004-02-10 03:23:15
                                I only did that because you asked. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 03:43:40
                                No offense taken.... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 03:58:23
                                Buenas noches (n/t) by Slamlander2004-02-10 04:31:26
                      Yeah I know... me silly again... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 02:35:11
                        You could shave. by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:36:09
                          The beard comes off this spring ... by Electric Storm2004-02-10 02:53:40
              Awww, you got shoved out did you? by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:20:15
                Yep :) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:52:33
      umm ok just caught that last bit by Celticess2004-02-10 01:21:50
    best wishes! :) (n/t) by Garath2004-02-10 00:54:55
    you are already a old man (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-10 01:06:01
    {{{Bellator}}} by Slamlander2004-02-10 01:08:31
    Joyeux anniversaire! by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:12:51
    *hums birthday tune* by TKirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Happy Birthday! {{{Belator}}} by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:15:56
      Well we are hoping he'll be here for my bday by Celticess2004-02-10 01:24:01
        :) by Electric Storm2004-02-10 01:26:42
    Happy birthday sweetie by Celticess2004-02-10 01:20:05
    *hugs the cake* by TheRaven2004-02-10 01:29:50
      *catches raven* by TKirk2004-02-10 01:34:16
        too bad i can lick them like a kitten (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-10 01:36:59
    Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! (n/t) by Nosebud2004-02-10 01:34:12
    {{{Bellator}}} by Mysmask2004-02-10 01:35:02
    Grattis på 23-årsdagen! (n/t) by Spiff2004-02-10 02:02:26
    Grattis på födelsedagen! (n/t) by frause2004-02-10 02:49:54
    Let me know when you get here. :) (n/t) by random_c2004-02-10 03:38:30
    Happy Birthday! by DaNutBall2004-02-10 11:13:05
  Morning! by TKirk2004-02-10 01:17:58
    Yes I know how you feel by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:22:55
      Lovely, tea :) by TKirk2004-02-10 01:26:25
        Not quite... by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:34:43
          only a week by TKirk2004-02-10 01:38:33
            Urgh indeed by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:41:32
              Yes please by TKirk2004-02-10 01:42:18
                *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:43:15
  *ascii hologram of chrisP appears* by chrisP2004-02-10 01:26:44
    try links i heard it can show pics (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-10 01:31:00
    Well I can get here, but it is hellaciously slow by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:32:34
      *returns thermos* by chrisP2004-02-10 05:43:54
        Thank you by SaleGamine2004-02-10 05:50:22
          Nice to be here :) by chrisP2004-02-10 06:08:23
            I can imagine by SaleGamine2004-02-10 06:20:07
  stumbles in all blurry eyed by dissociated2004-02-10 01:36:56
    *Serves big mug of black as sin* by SaleGamine2004-02-10 01:40:37
      ah, thank you by dissociated2004-02-10 02:03:33
  just hug me (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-10 02:01:21
    *Hugs Ozan* by treehugger2004-02-10 02:14:17
    {{{Ozan}}} by SaleGamine2004-02-10 02:30:31
    {{{TheRaven}}} (n/t) by chrisP2004-02-10 06:10:24
  Good morning. by NavyJoe2004-02-10 06:17:27
    Hello by SaleGamine2004-02-10 06:19:31
      I'm doing good. And you? (n/t) by NavyJoe2004-02-10 08:13:36

 

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