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| Do you want a warrantee with that. |
by daveh |
2004-02-05 14:48:40 |
Well its finally happened. On my way home this evening I pulled into the local MuckyKings Joint and ordered a salad.
"Would you like our new Hunger Satisfaction Warrantee with that?"
"Pardon?"
"Our new Hunger satisfaction warrantee sir. For an extra 25cents MuckyKings will sell you a 2 minute warrantee ensuring that if our salad fails to relieve you hunger at an appropriate level per ounce of weight we will replace the salad."
"Hold on...
Ok you saying that if after eating this salad I'm still hungry you will give me another salad? "
"Well not exactly sir. But if you do not get an appropriate amount of hunger relief for the total weight of salad purchased we guarantee to relieve your hunger to that amount. "
"Pardon?"
"Let me put it this way sir. The super Lettuce Salad Plus is estimated to weigh approximately 6 Oz. as such we will sell you a warrantee that this salad will proved approximately 6 Oz. of hunger satisfaction. If at any point within the first 2 minutes after the sale you feel the salad fails to provide 6 oz. of hunger satisfaction we guarantee to replace it."
"And How do you measure 6 Oz. of Hunger satisfaction. ?"
"We feel that a 6 Oz salad should always manage to provide 6 Oz. of hunger satisfaction sir."
"Errr. So let me get this right. you want to charge me 25c extra to ensure that my 6 Oz salad weighs 6 Oz. "
"No sir wee warrant that the salad will provide approximately 6 Oz. of hunger satisfaction."
"Measured by the weight of the salad. "
"Yes sir. So would you like to try it."
"NO!"
"Well sir I have to tell you that without our Hunger Satisfaction Warrantee, I am unable to guarantee you total hunger satisfaction with our product sir. "
"You know its funny. The other day my Grandfather was telling me that when he was younger. If you purchased a product the company that sold you that product felt it was its duty to ensure you were happy with the product. "
"Yes sir. Old folks are funny like that. Only the other day my grandmother was telling me, she used to smoke home grown grass, and eat mushrooms. Maybe your grandfather knew her sir. "
"You know that's very impressive."
"What Sir?"
"The way you manage to to express the phrase. Obnoxious annoying customer who expects to much in that one little syllable sir."
"We go through a great deal of training sir. Would you like our new Hunger Satisfaction Warrantee with that?"
"Oh go on then."
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I have no words to describe how I feel... | by j.butterfly | 2004-02-05 15:02:36 |
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Time to take the VHF handheld put it on simplex | by Celticess | 2004-02-05 15:03:18 |
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As a ham | by daveh | 2004-02-05 15:13:08 |
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hehehe | by Celticess | 2004-02-05 15:18:32 |
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lol | by raptillicus | 2004-02-05 15:12:03 |
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Heh, nicely done. | by LionsPhil | 2004-02-05 15:14:24 |
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But it's not his grammar. | by tnglives | 2004-02-05 20:08:20 |
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