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Do NOT read this message.	by Capt. X	2004-02-05 10:52:45
Naked Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! He's slick and he's glistenin' like Vasoline! He's big and he's bouncin' and he smells like spleen! He's naked Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! There's fat rolls risin' and there's fat rolls droppin'! Jowls jump like jelly while the belly's all floppin'! He's stinkin' and he's steamin' and there's no sign of stoppin'! Sweat puddle's growin' and it's spillin' and it's sloppin'! Naked Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! Never seen nothin' lookin' THIS obscene! Never ever gonna get the carpet clean 'Cause it's under Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! Naked Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! Naked Steve Ballmer on a trampoline! Naked Steve Ballmer on a TRAMPOLINE!!! BOINGA BOINGA BOUNCE BOUNCE WOBBY BLOBBY SPLAT!!! Hey, I TOLD you not to read this. Maybe next time you'll listen to me.
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hey got a question for you	by FireballMatt	2004-02-05 10:57:07
Looking for a way to get banned from UFie Idol? (n/t)	by Khaar	2004-02-05 10:59:03
I have intellectual property?	by Capt. X	2004-02-05 11:06:48
hrm...does this mean i dont get	by FireballMatt	2004-02-05 11:15:14
here you go:	by Winsmith	2004-02-05 11:17:23
Oh, okay. Here you go...	by Capt. X	2004-02-05 11:33:31
Ha ha ha.	by Naruki	2004-02-05 11:29:10
And why would Matt want to use YOUR	by IByte	2004-02-05 12:36:33
ARRRRGH! Why didn't you warn me!!!	by radiowave911	2004-02-05 10:59:10
No fair... I have prefs set to "expand all"	by dire_lobo	2004-02-05 11:03:01
Email it to Weebl! >:) (n/t)	by Irrelevant	2004-02-05 11:04:49
Are you CRAZY! He'll add visuals... nobody want's	by Patch	2004-02-05 11:07:08
There are photos	by Winsmith	2004-02-05 11:12:40
Somebody make a song out of this!	by Winsmith	2004-02-05 11:06:28
You wanted a song? How about a Flash?	by Morely	2004-02-05 13:02:37
Aaah, a Gates! Oh, no, it's a Gates! (n/t)	by YakkoWarner	2004-02-05 20:20:14
oooh, baby!	by thewrongcrowd	2004-02-05 11:17:07

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