1. I put the giraffe into the fridge, opening/closing the door the usual way (well, at least opening). If it doesn't fit, I try all my tools until the door closes.
2. Same as 1. If the elephant doesn't fit in the fridge while the giraffe is in, I try all my tools until it does fit (lart the elephant).
3. The homo sapiens does not attend. It is busy putting animals into fridges.
4. I wade/swim/brige. If the crocodiles are of any trouble, I put them into the fridge, trying my tools (lart, lart, lart!)
Kudos to the BOFH! |
