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SDP - Calling all Mormon, and interested parties. by Slacktime 2006-11-19 12:55:59
For a little humor, I've been putting together a list of common idiosyncracies inherent in the LDS community, and I'm looking for more. This is not meant in any way to be ridicule, being a bit of a strange mormon myself, but a way of being willing to look at and even laugh at ourselves a little.

Those of you who are not LDS are welcome to come and look, and laugh, at our expense. But beware, if it causes you a little introspection you may find that we are not the only peculiar people around.

Anyway come have a laugh on us
[ Reply ]
  Some of it wise advice some funny by DesertRat662004-01-22 12:01:05
    I'm thinking of calling it by Slacktime2004-01-22 12:07:07
      hrm... by niwikki2004-01-22 12:23:35
        The list isn't meant to be by Slacktime2004-01-22 12:48:27
  Some of it is very funny and some of it by tonza2004-01-22 12:13:34
    The funny thing is by Slacktime2004-01-22 12:20:47
      However, give me numbers by Slacktime2004-01-22 12:22:22
        Oops sorry by Slacktime2004-01-22 12:26:04
  Good List by miathet2004-01-22 12:36:48
  Is there a list of LDS Ufie's? by le_jawa2004-01-22 13:11:07
    Unofficial: by Llyr2004-01-22 13:13:37
      There are a few others by Slacktime2004-01-22 13:28:40
        Worse, probably. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 13:29:05
      Thank goodness I'm not on there!!! by DesertRat662004-01-22 13:37:30
  Almost forgot my contribution... by le_jawa2004-01-22 13:15:16
  BWAHAHAHA by Llyr2004-01-22 13:16:31
    Word of Wisdom, #7 by Llyr2004-01-22 13:17:45
      BWAHAHAHA! by Llyr2004-01-22 13:20:36
  Heh. by nin_man2004-01-22 13:33:46
    I used to just answer the door by DesertRat662004-01-22 13:39:36
      So who was your grandfather? (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 13:46:29
        Hmmm... Hunter family.... by Slacktime2004-01-22 13:48:24
          That's what I was wondering... by le_jawa2004-01-22 13:53:08
            I'll bet it's the Tanners by Slacktime2004-01-22 13:54:04
              Or possibly the Boggs clan. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 13:54:26
                Say... by nin_man2004-01-22 13:57:55
                  JUst what I was thinking (n/t) by techi8702004-01-22 14:00:18
                  My original guess... by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:00:29
                    Not current by DesertRat662004-01-22 14:02:19
                    Well by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:03:36
                      Is that so. by Llyr2004-01-22 14:06:48
                        'Fraid so by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:09:15
                          I've actually never read any of it. by Llyr2004-01-22 14:09:56
                      Gotcha... by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:08:14
                    I found something on Google... by nin_man2004-01-22 14:04:42
                      Great Smiting? by Llyr2004-01-22 14:07:20
                    Well, Howard W. Hunter was a former prophet by Llyr2004-01-22 14:06:19
                      That's embarrasing... by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:11:50
                        Riiight. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 14:14:54
          If you're thinking what I'm thinking you're by DesertRat662004-01-22 14:01:31
            Edward Hunter, the presiding bishop? by Llyr2004-01-22 14:08:39
              The one who was involved in the by DesertRat662004-01-22 14:15:05
                Intriguing. by Llyr2004-01-22 14:15:56
                  I'll see if I can get you the correct geneology by DesertRat662004-01-22 14:29:07
                    Incidentally, by Llyr2004-01-22 14:47:20
                      great site by niwikki2004-01-22 16:29:38
                        I just found like, three-four more generations by Llyr2004-01-22 16:30:14
                          that's all? by niwikki2004-01-22 16:33:39
                            ! by Llyr2004-01-22 16:39:51
                              yeah, that was my response too. by niwikki2004-01-22 16:43:14
      lucky by niwikki2004-01-22 13:57:17
        Wait till you see mine ;-) (n/t) by DesertRat662004-01-22 14:03:56
          your apartment? by niwikki2004-01-22 14:10:57
            Zat so. by Llyr2004-01-22 14:15:27
              :) by niwikki2004-01-22 14:30:36
            You might want to visit. by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sometimes the hardest thing by Slacktime2004-01-22 13:41:45
      ooh, you want unwritten rules? by niwikki2004-01-22 13:53:37
        Well, you can say "uh, no", by Llyr2004-01-22 13:55:09
          ok, fine... by niwikki2004-01-22 14:00:04
        Thank you by Slacktime2004-01-22 13:55:10
  starting to read it. I have a request tho. by Celticess2004-01-22 14:27:11
    s/lvt/tvp (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 14:29:29
      oh and hmm why the oil? I'm curious (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 14:30:43
        It's consecrated oil. by Llyr2004-01-22 14:43:20
          Right by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:45:56
            They have cool little vial thingies by Llyr2004-01-22 14:48:37
              I like the windowed ones. by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 15:13:59
                I got the windowed one by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:20:11
                  Advances in vial technology? ;-) by le_jawa2004-01-22 15:24:03
                    Seeing how I'm 16, by Llyr2004-01-22 15:28:00
                      hmm you only get that when you turn 18? (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 15:39:15
                        Well, when you get the Melchezidek Priesthood by Llyr2004-01-22 15:42:18
                    Yep it's great by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:56:30
                      If they have hair like mine... by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 16:16:29
        Check the Old Testament of the Bible by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:45:44
      Are you sure you're thinking of the LDS church? (n (n/t) by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:36:26
      TVP is Textured Vegetable Protein by Llyr2004-01-22 14:38:26
        I knew I hadn't been in Utah long enough. by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:39:48
          I did hear about the glass grapes though. by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:41:42
            Heh, amber grapes. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 14:43:52
              Should we add that one to Slacktime's list? by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:48:14
                You'll have to tell me about it... by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:49:58
                  Llyr would be the one to ask there. by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:54:14
                    Oh yeah. by Llyr2004-01-22 15:00:18
        something like tofu? by Celticess2004-01-22 15:06:45
          Priesthood & Saints by le_jawa2004-01-22 15:13:11
            Ahh ok thanks by Celticess2004-01-22 15:28:56
              Here you go... by le_jawa2004-01-22 15:48:44
          Addendum... by le_jawa2004-01-22 15:16:57
            Are there ones that specialize in something by Celticess2004-01-22 15:26:24
              We have auxillary organizations by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:47:14
          Saints and priesthood by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:17:43
            Are the young ages to do with by Celticess2004-01-22 15:23:15
              As far as the priesthood by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:37:47
    LVT -- you got me there... by le_jawa2004-01-22 14:33:07
    LVT by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:37:37
      err.... TVP =) (n/t) by Slacktime2004-01-22 14:48:56
  Just curious... by le_jawa2004-01-22 15:03:12
    Totally. by Llyr2004-01-22 15:23:43
      "can about see the Temple" by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 15:34:11
        *giggle* by Llyr2004-01-22 15:37:26
        So are you in the area too Yakkowarner? (n/t) by le_jawa2004-01-22 16:24:24
          Negative. by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 16:29:48
            Denver, nice place. by le_jawa2004-01-22 16:37:07
      ok whats an "Aggie"? (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 15:34:21
        Aggies == Mascot of Utah State University by Llyr2004-01-22 15:38:28
          what is byu? saw the acro several times by Celticess2004-01-22 15:41:44
            Brigham Young University (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 15:43:13
              Church sponsored university by Slacktime2004-01-22 15:52:01
                you know thats something by Celticess2004-01-22 22:08:58
                  um... this equality is subjective by niwikki2004-01-22 23:01:51
    what is "wasatch"? by Celticess2004-01-22 15:32:54
      The mountain range running along Salt Lake valley (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-22 15:34:53
        ahh ok by Celticess2004-01-22 15:37:00
          Wah-Saatch. by Llyr2004-01-22 15:40:16
            Btw, emphasis on Wah (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-22 15:40:25
            hmm is the mountain man like a sasquatch tho? (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 15:42:37
              I always thought it was an Indian name... by le_jawa2004-01-22 16:04:28
              Mountain men by Llyr2004-01-22 16:06:15
                RE: Wasatch - If you liked the Armstrong legend... by le_jawa2004-01-22 16:22:08
                aha! Grizzley Adams dudes... (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-22 22:03:22

 

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