Man, who do you think you are? Running around with loaded guns, shooting whatever you please... You're the pathetic juveniles who feel the need to shoot up rural road signs everywhere you go, aren't you! Well better for the lot, I know you'll end up blowing your heads off just like every other lame, self-righteous gun owner, who insists on getting into a pissing match with every other one by rattling off your stats and calibers and who sawed off what and modded that so you can pierce armor and kill innocent people! I say get rid of you po-dunk country yokels and your guns, that way we won't have any more crime!
Signed,
-- Howard Dean |
