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Is Hamas going to start using children next? by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No news here. by skeptic 2004-01-15 08:05:21

The Hamas has been using women for quite some time now. For example, the last bombing near Haifa was perpetrated by a woman.

And this woman in particular, you know how she got past the metal detector? Well, it went off, and she told the soldiers that she has a platinum implant in her hip. So they decided to be nice and humane and let her pass.

When we require all Palestinians to be strip-searched at the borders, all the beautiful-minded people in the world fall on us like a ton of bricks. It's not as if it's done in public or women are searched by men or something. I know because it was one thing I had to do when I was in active duty. We let poor people with implants pass - the Hamas will take advantage of that. We let ambulances pass - the Hamas and the Islamic Jihad hide explosives in the ambulances. We let pregnant women pass, and then it turns out that the pregnancy was in fact a load of explosives.

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    Pay close attention folks by DesertRat662004-01-15 09:45:15

 

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