WE SCR... ER, _GOT_ ANOTHER ONE!
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Mars - The brave Mars rover Spirit has captured the suspected AWFUL CRUEL
TERRORIST Ali N. Martiein today in the remote Martian dessert, 5:00 AM, Martian
time. Ali N. has been accused of TERRORISM, knowing Osama bin Laden by face,
TERRORISM, growing a beard, and TERRORISM. The Martian ambassador was not
available for comments.
The GLORIOUS American president G. W. BUSH said: "The families of 9-11 will be
happy. We got someone. Who has absolutely nothing to do with it. This is a great
day for freedom and democracy on Mars. And the people of Mars will be happy
too.".
No photos have been released yet, due to an expired photoshop license.
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