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There's a much more effective way. by LionsPhil 2004-01-15 00:31:48
I mean, if you get the cow to french-kiss him, he might dream that he's snogging, say, Pearl. And then you don't want to know where it goes from there (well, maybe SOME of you sickos do, but Illiad couldn't use THAT storyline without one of those tasteful flashing "Are you 18?" "ENTER SITE" / "EXIT SITE" pages).

No, a far better idea is to make coffee within his nasal range. Works even better than fresh skunk.

In other news, "morning" does actually exist. And it's cold.
[ Reply ]
  Wait til you discover by syren2004-01-15 00:37:49
    Ooh, sleepy time! by fudje2004-01-15 01:38:02
    Heh. by LionsPhil2004-01-15 02:00:27
  The cow doesn't exist in the real world! by skeptic2004-01-15 00:39:58
    Have you never had recursive dreams? by Control2004-01-15 00:47:06
      Ditto. On both counts. (n/t) by Sim2004-01-15 00:52:35
        Ditto. On all three counts. (n/t) by Tomo2004-01-15 01:47:22
          All three? Eh? (n/t) by Sim2004-01-15 01:54:21
            Ditto. On all thirty-seven counts. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-15 02:00:58
      I, on the other hand... by Michiel_H2004-01-15 03:59:27
  Does anyone needs reminding that our dreamer ... by klar_at_home2004-01-15 01:04:26
    No. by LionsPhil2004-01-15 02:01:49

 

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