The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community
Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF
Forum Rules
& FAQ

Username

Password


Create a New Account

  
 

Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index
Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:26:49
What have you learned the hard way?

Submitted by SnappingTurtle

Kickstart

Send your QOTDs to qotdsubmit at this domain , and don't lick the envelope edge-on. Neither should you re-lick it if someone else didn't do a good enough job.

[ Reply ]
  Never ever pet a caiman by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Never try to go on a date with Illiad... by mekkanik_mike2004-01-15 00:08:59
  Never try to stare down a snake by Tandy2004-01-15 00:21:38
  becareful who you trust by Celticess2004-01-15 00:21:47
  Check the mains plug is robust by TheGM2004-01-15 00:40:06
    Let me second this by moddermonster2004-01-15 01:33:52
  Never leave your beer unattended! ;o) by Apfel2004-01-15 00:41:10
  Never follow your feelings, always your reason. by skeptic2004-01-15 00:43:03
  "Lügen haben kurze Beine.." by saminz2004-01-15 00:53:49
    Reading your translation... by Apfel2004-01-15 01:04:18
      <nitpick>Begging your pardon, but short legs don't by skeptic2004-01-15 01:33:36
      hehehe... by saminz2004-01-15 01:35:45
        That was Randy Newman by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Yeah, right... by saminz2004-01-15 01:44:43
            <Gimli> No one tosses a dwarf!</Gimli> (n/t) by Control2004-01-15 01:47:11
              Who or what is Gimli, pray tell??(n/t) by saminz2004-01-15 01:48:56
                Short hairy guy with the axe in LotR. (n/t) by Sim2004-01-15 01:49:39
                  Thanx! (n/t) by saminz2004-01-15 02:00:51
              <Gimli>Toss me!</Gimli> (n/t) by BrainBug2004-01-15 02:22:05
                <Gimli>Don't tell the elf</Gimli> (n/t) by Control2004-01-15 02:26:39
                  u know... that would be very FYOS unsafe by stacato2004-01-15 04:57:46
                    Please explain... by saminz2004-01-15 05:14:09
                      Tossing is a euphemism. by nin_man2004-01-15 05:41:05
                        Oh, I see... by saminz2004-01-15 05:53:13
                          Don't you worry. by nin_man2004-01-15 05:56:18
                            Blech... by saminz2004-01-15 05:58:51
        Well it's just a frase... by Apfel2004-01-15 02:19:16
          never mind "here", by saminz2004-01-15 02:21:09
            But it seems that certain habits... by Apfel2004-01-15 02:45:05
  What haven't I learned the hard way? by Sim2004-01-15 01:01:46
    What a possitive insight... by buzzin2004-01-15 01:55:20
      Oh, it can ALWAYS get worse. by Sim2004-01-15 01:57:59
    How did you find that out? (n/t) by delcted2004-01-15 08:19:22
  midnight is not a good time... by random_c2004-01-15 01:16:32
  ignorance may not be bliss.... by lord_dolphin2004-01-15 01:16:38
  When you want it done and want it done well... by moddermonster2004-01-15 01:37:22
    BTW by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
      :-D (n/t) by Spiff2004-01-15 02:16:14
  Love hurts. (n/t) by moddermonster2004-01-15 01:37:55
  Artificial Intelligence is no match ... by buzzin2004-01-15 01:46:23
  When making an extension cord by Spiff2004-01-15 02:09:39
  The body can only take so much alcohol by treehugger2004-01-15 02:28:22
    Yes there is by Spisefisken2004-01-15 02:35:09
      Magnesium, calcium, and water? by LionsPhil2004-01-15 02:42:35
        Well the water is not until later by Spisefisken2004-01-15 02:50:50
      I'm talking about a major binge here by treehugger2004-01-15 02:59:20
      Not sure about a definite threshold by moddermonster2004-01-15 03:15:44
    There are some preventions by ideur2004-01-15 03:21:28
      Like the QOTD says by treehugger2004-01-15 03:22:00
    Actually... if you happen to have an IV bag handy by romandas2004-01-15 04:46:02
      You mean 'rehydration', yes? (n/t) by Sim2004-01-15 05:39:50
        I was referring to the 'reason for useage' by romandas2004-01-15 20:22:01
      WOO-HOO by snake2004-01-15 07:14:10
        Just practice, practice, practice your IV skills by romandas2004-01-15 20:24:46
    One way to prevent it: by SnappingTurtle2004-01-15 08:34:11
      WHAT?!!? by snake2004-01-15 08:54:31
  I am NOT indestructable... by Monitr72004-01-15 03:57:36
    Meow. You've got four left, pal. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-01-15 06:16:04
      I like to think of it as "limited immortality". (n/t) by Monitr72004-01-15 06:51:39
    Beep Beep by snake2004-01-15 07:53:33
      LOL... No. by Monitr72004-01-15 07:59:39
        Driving by snake2004-01-15 08:02:15
          Heh-heh... Been there! (n/t) by Monitr72004-01-15 08:31:33
  Always!!!! test your backups!!!! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-01-15 04:01:02
    Whatever for? (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-15 04:24:23
      Head lice. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-15 04:28:37
  never pet kickstart by TheRaven2004-01-15 04:09:01
    It's quite concerning by LionsPhil2004-01-15 04:15:40
      not for Ozan/Raven by stacato2004-01-15 04:40:19
  Assume that *everyone* is stupid. by defiler2004-01-15 05:03:19
  Just turn the main breaker off. by nin_man2004-01-15 05:21:55
  It doesn't matter if he's your best freind... by abb3w2004-01-15 05:22:05
  To look at the ground when walking by AshyRaine2004-01-15 05:37:33
    But don't you walk into telephone poles that way? by nin_man2004-01-15 05:39:42
      Look mostly foward, by LionsPhil2004-01-15 07:26:20
        Use your peripheral vision! by Tomo2004-01-15 08:50:40
          Indeed. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-15 09:00:28
  Whatever you're working on, shut it off first. by NOLAWitch2004-01-15 05:51:54
    Been there, done that, do it anyway by SnappingTurtle2004-01-15 06:51:43
      Those people are wrong. by LionsPhil2004-01-15 07:29:01
        PS/2 keyboards are though, by Tomo2004-01-15 07:38:25
          Nein. by Sim2004-01-15 07:53:47
          Not really. by LionsPhil2004-01-15 08:46:56
          Hmm.. well, they're the same, electrically, as by julius.apweiler2004-01-15 08:57:53
        A USB mouse with a PS/2 adapter is, though. by nin_man2004-01-15 07:38:50
  When you are drunk... by snake2004-01-15 06:46:51
  Never ask your wife's opinion... by kambrose2004-01-15 08:04:24
    I think you could have left off at the subject. ;) by nin_man2004-01-15 08:40:02
      You set up a bedside table by the sofa yet? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-15 09:01:23
        Silly! A sofa won't fit in a dog house! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-01-15 09:43:31
          Thats why I have a shed. More space (n/t) by techi8702004-01-15 10:43:33
        Always keep the garage nice by kambrose2004-01-15 12:19:13
  Never make donut jokes in a police station. by vetitice2004-01-15 09:31:08
  If you're going to so something besides sleeping.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-15 10:06:29
    You must be clumsy. by nin_man2004-01-15 10:09:15
      It was a very low-ceilinged lower bunk.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-15 10:11:58
  Love is never easy and just when by P.Buttercup2004-01-15 10:54:04
    {{{{P.Buttercup}}}} by jillswift2004-01-15 22:52:59
  When playing nethack... by rorajoey2004-01-15 13:24:16
  Not to drink alcohol if I have a headache by tigermouse2004-01-15 14:38:29
  One long and three short beeps by sereth2004-01-15 15:35:47
  Feedle. Ultramaroon. Distlefritz. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-15 21:35:25

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)