MooooooOOOO
Moooodoodoodoodooooh
Mooooooo
MoooOOOOO
I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
Hills are high, grass is green,
Heaven for a fat Holstein.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
Chew my cud, eat my hay,
Same old damn thing every day.
Farmer Brown ain't what he seems,
He gets off on milking me.
I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
Get your mind out the gutter,
Get your hand off my udder.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
This old man, he's on crack,
He's a lactophiliac.
Knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone.
Wish his wife say,
when she gets home.
MoooooOOOooooooOOooo
MooooooOOOOOOOooodoodoodeedooo
Yodeledededooodoooeeeoooo
Yodeledededooodeeee
His old wife,
She makes cheese:
Colby, Jack, Swiss and Brie.
In the red barn,
She can't see,
What he loves to do to me.
I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
Farmer Brown,
He's a creep.
How he treats those poor sheep.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.
Now you know what I go through,
I wish that I was born Hindu.
I'll pack my bags,
and trim my hooves.
Adios, I think I'll mooooove. |
