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Serial killer suicides by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shipman's english... by random_c2004-01-13 08:22:48
    I know. by Didactylos2004-01-13 08:26:38
      Our policy is to protect our prisoners... by webishop2004-01-13 08:34:21
        Silly policy that. by subbywan2004-01-13 08:36:02
          Great idea! Let's give them all knives! by tigermouse2004-01-13 08:37:08
            they're usually in single cells by subbywan2004-01-13 08:38:19
              If he has a knife, how would the guards safely by tigermouse2004-01-13 08:43:24
                If they're on death row, they're not generally in by subbywan2004-01-13 08:46:48
                  Look, it's simple... by Naruki2004-01-13 08:49:12
                    I think a strangulation collar by Slacktime 2004-01-13 08:52:23
with a hand button that causes the noose to slowly constrict would be better. That way they have to hold the button long enough to die... Just in case they change they're mind. Oh what do you mean they pass out and release the button...
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                      A piece of rope, a hook in the ceiling by Tomo2004-01-13 08:54:51
                        Requires too much thinking. by Naruki2004-01-13 09:01:39
                          Overcomplicated. by Didactylos2004-01-13 09:03:28
                            But that requires them to have courage... by Naruki2004-01-13 09:08:41
                          <tongueincheek> But then the ACLU would by dire_lobo2004-01-13 09:07:27

 

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