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Serial killer suicides by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shipman's english... by random_c2004-01-13 08:22:48
    I know. by Didactylos2004-01-13 08:26:38
      Our policy is to protect our prisoners... by webishop2004-01-13 08:34:21
        Silly policy that. by subbywan2004-01-13 08:36:02
          Great idea! Let's give them all knives! by tigermouse2004-01-13 08:37:08
            they're usually in single cells by subbywan2004-01-13 08:38:19
              If he has a knife, how would the guards safely by tigermouse2004-01-13 08:43:24
                If they're on death row, they're not generally in by subbywan 2004-01-13 08:46:48
the general population (although I will admit this knowledge comes from Discovery Channel, so it may well not be applicable to all jails).

They're housed on their own in individual cells. They're not permitted direct contact with any other prisoners.

When they're taking out of the cell, they are made to put their hands through the food slot/handcuff slot, where they are first chained/handcuffed, before a guard even unlocks the cell door.

If the guards *know* there's, say, a knife, they can get the knife *before* they approach the cell to handcuff the prisoner.
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                  Look, it's simple... by Naruki2004-01-13 08:49:12
                    that would be simpler (n/t) by plblark2004-01-13 08:50:36
                    I think a strangulation collar by Slacktime2004-01-13 08:52:23
                      A piece of rope, a hook in the ceiling by Tomo2004-01-13 08:54:51
                        Requires too much thinking. by Naruki2004-01-13 09:01:39
                          Overcomplicated. by Didactylos2004-01-13 09:03:28
                            But that requires them to have courage... by Naruki2004-01-13 09:08:41
                          <tongueincheek> But then the ACLU would by dire_lobo2004-01-13 09:07:27
                  They can? by Illiad2004-01-13 10:18:10
                    Maybe you didn't sweet talk him. by Naruki2004-01-13 10:20:55
                    How many of them had shanks that by subbywan2004-01-13 14:55:45

 

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