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Fortune Cookie of the Day: by Winsmith2004-01-13 05:27:49
  ...in bed! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-13 05:45:35
    Do you want to add "in bed" to this one? by Winsmith2004-01-13 05:48:03
      or this one? by Winsmith2004-01-13 05:49:25
        Where do you get these downer fortunes? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-13 05:57:37
          winsmith@win1:~$ fortune (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-13 05:59:18
            but here's a happy one for you: by Winsmith 2004-01-13 06:00:32
This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see

You cannot tell the he from the she
But she can tell, and so can he

The little bee is never still
She has no time to take the pill

And that is why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees.
[ Reply ]
              I hate bees. Not happy. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-13 10:15:00

 

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