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Shopping for women's recreational underwear by toxin 2003-12-21 21:56:30
is such an embarrassing job for guys. You have to grope the fabrics in places that could get you slapped if it was actually been worn by some-one. You see people coming out of the change-rooms to conference on their choices, while wearing those choices. Some are very good choices. Some, few.

By the time the SO comes out to demo her potential selections, you are not quite able to see straight and say,"That one... sure that will be fine... " Anything to depart, quickly and quietly. Discussions of the relative benefits of snaps vs. hooks down there are ... not that important to guys. As long as it comes off, we don't care. If necessary, we are prepared to use our teeth. Snaps vs. hooks indeed.

Well. At least she does like the silk. Silk is good. If you are going to try to find the softest, silkiest fabric... why not go for the real stuff. Sacrificing a few worms for my woman is the least I could pay for.

Note on the long hair previously mentioned:
Still long. As I told my mother,"It is amazing what a man will do for a woman, especially if it takes absolutely no effort on his part." Growing hair is rather easy.
[ Reply ]
  Re: growing hair without effort. by kahuana2003-12-21 22:04:18
  Really? by subbywan2003-12-21 22:35:18
    hmm yea it's not too big of a deal by Celticess2003-12-21 22:47:34
      Yeah, Spencers is odd... by subbywan2003-12-21 22:57:37
        not at the stores here hahahhaa by Celticess2003-12-21 23:09:30
        Dark-blue silk, spagetti-strap, *ahem* length, by toxin2003-12-21 23:11:01
          I'm not suggesting you run around in it regularly! by subbywan2003-12-21 23:16:32
            hmm I can vouch for that by Celticess2003-12-21 23:39:28
              *Grins* (n/t) by subbywan2003-12-21 23:44:26
              TMI TMI by toxin2003-12-21 23:49:37
  hmm some tips by Celticess2003-12-21 22:43:10

 

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