The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community

Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF

Forum Rules
& FAQ


Username

Password


Create a New Account

 
 

Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index

The Twelve Days Of Christmas, Tech support style. by Sim 2003-12-21 20:27:22
On the first day of Christmas, a user said to me:
Can I get on the internet for free?

On the second day of Christmas, a user said to me:
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the third day of Christmas, a user said to me:
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the fourth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the fifth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the sixth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the seventh day of Christmas, a user said to me:
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the eighth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the ninth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the tenth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user said to me:
Make money fast!
1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
Why can't I log in?
Make money fast!
1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?
[ Reply ]

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)