The Evil Overlord Non-Proliferation Accords specifically prohibit unauthorized reproduction, until such time as the signator neutralizes any apparent competition. Now we have to find suitably expendable qualified minions for an inspection team. Eww.

*contemplates how evil overlords tend to react to rule enforcement*

Erm. Just a suggestion. Really, I'm sure true evil ignores such agreements regularly. I didn't mean to imply that y--
*ELP's Fixed-position Nuclear-powered ORbital Death ray vaporizes his AFDB*
Hmm. I seem to be hungry. Perhaps I'll take my Chrysler past the Raymond James Stadium to McDonalds for a Big Mac. And then purchase a Rhino-label CD like a good consumer.

Oh, and there is no orbital death ray. It certainly doesn't have a low-power setting, either. Fnord.