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Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by Slamlander 2006-11-19 12:55:59

<--------- Illiways --------->
GOOD MORNING UFIES! Welcome and {{{ALL}}}! Please note the Self Serve sign for today.

SaleGamine is injured. While we were out in Neuchatel town, last night, she turned her ankle in a sidewalk chuckhole. She was in pain and the Police called a cab for us. She's off to the hospital this morning and will probably be in later. It looks like a very bad sprain.

*Firemites cleanup, tidy, and light the fireplace, place Warm fuzzies, kosher tray, and assorted croisants on the counter.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep

[ Reply ]
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by stacato2003-12-19 00:08:51
    *pounce* by syren2003-12-19 00:25:42
      Are you still locked in his cage? by Spisefisken2003-12-19 00:28:09
        Nope! by syren2003-12-19 01:04:23
          You sure? by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:09:43
            Yeah - good film by syren2003-12-19 01:15:25
              Keep it clean? by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:27:06
                Ummm... by syren2003-12-19 01:29:27
                  No fun? by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:43:21
                    We will be! by syren2003-12-19 01:50:22
                      I wanna play chess by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:51:42
                        Well okay...but only if by syren2003-12-19 01:54:29
                          Well I don't know if you can by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:55:41
                            Wow... by syren2003-12-19 01:56:22
                                by Spisefisken2003-12-19 01:58:26
                                :) by syren2003-12-19 02:13:14
                                They talk to me. by Spisefisken2003-12-19 02:23:09
                                I know by syren2003-12-19 02:26:02
                                No it is not by Spisefisken2003-12-19 02:36:59
                                Yes and I would by syren2003-12-19 02:42:29
          Hmph! You can be easy but, never be free! by Slamlander2003-12-19 01:15:20
            Cheeky male! by syren2003-12-19 01:16:48
      uh oh ... she found her happy pills by stacato2003-12-19 00:28:49
        Dunno - I guess it's cos it's friday by syren2003-12-19 01:03:50
          kebabs at night make u happy the next morning ??? by stacato2003-12-19 01:06:47
            I am a girl by syren2003-12-19 01:13:40
              girls do, i know they do by stacato2003-12-19 01:32:13
                Lol by syren2003-12-19 01:33:40
                  i don't even want to know by stacato2003-12-19 01:37:05
                    Nope ;P by syren2003-12-19 01:40:48
                      bah ... i get my SO to tell me what they do by stacato2003-12-19 01:46:43
                        Yeah right... by syren2003-12-19 01:49:23
                          bad syren by stacato2003-12-19 02:00:22
                            Why don't you? by syren2003-12-19 02:13:47
                              several other people in the IT Departement. by stacato2003-12-19 02:18:16
                                Theatrical makeup. by bikke2003-12-19 02:20:55
                                Lol by syren2003-12-19 02:25:10
                                i've got glasses with eyes on them by stacato2003-12-19 02:32:50
                                Ewwww... by syren2003-12-19 02:38:01
                                hehehehehe ... by stacato2003-12-19 02:44:16
                                Yeah yeah... by syren2003-12-19 02:53:37
                                *droolson syren* by stacato2003-12-19 04:15:31
                                Lol by syren2003-12-19 04:39:02
                                Those semispherical foam packing dealies... by bikke2003-12-19 04:05:09
  Poor Jo by Spisefisken2003-12-19 00:11:14
  Poor SaleGamine by Bellator2003-12-19 00:17:33
  Oh, dear. by vetitice2003-12-19 00:17:44
  Ouch. by fudje2003-12-19 00:23:36
  Oh no! by syren2003-12-19 00:24:18
    hey, how did YOU get out the cage ???? by stacato2003-12-19 00:27:06
      *looks innocent with magic skeleton key in hand* by Slamlander2003-12-19 00:41:42
        ... *steals key* by stacato2003-12-19 01:01:57
          Cos it's so much fun! by syren2003-12-19 01:02:31
            *gets trident out* want me to poke back ??? by stacato2003-12-19 01:05:39
              *g* by syren2003-12-19 01:07:28
                good idea by stacato2003-12-19 01:31:07
                  Thats very cool! by syren2003-12-19 01:32:47
                    The local airport here by Electric Storm2003-12-19 01:41:11
        *Sureptitiously hands Slamlander a fiver* by syren2003-12-19 01:02:07
  Good Morning Ufiverse by plblark2003-12-19 00:33:49
    i have had that hapen to me before by stacato2003-12-19 00:42:22
      strange strange.... by ParityBit2003-12-19 00:46:53
        my co-worker keeps by plblark2003-12-19 06:09:49
    *serves warm milk* by Slamlander2003-12-19 00:44:12
      Thank you! by plblark2003-12-19 06:11:37
    Careful plblark... by Electric Storm2003-12-19 00:59:46
      Thanks for the advice by plblark2003-12-19 06:13:31
  Get well soon, {{{SaleGamine}}} by Fritriac2003-12-19 00:53:31
    Where're you going Frit? by Slamlander2003-12-19 01:13:12
      Round trip by Fritriac2003-12-19 01:34:24
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by skeptic2003-12-19 00:54:52
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by noos2003-12-19 00:58:16
  {{{{{{{SaleGamine}}}}}}} by Electric Storm2003-12-19 01:02:37
  Slamlander! regarding notebooks... by Electric Storm2003-12-19 01:05:39
    Bummer, but they by Slamlander2003-12-19 01:11:30
      I've got three Dells by noos2003-12-19 01:22:10
      I may still get a Compaq, but .. by Electric Storm2003-12-19 01:33:43
      What about Toshibas? by Electric Storm2003-12-19 02:25:39
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by afterburner2003-12-19 01:17:39
    *wail* by SaleGamine2003-12-19 03:20:52
      That's not nice by afterburner2003-12-19 03:38:02
  Mmmm, croissants... by bikke2003-12-19 01:22:29
  Bounces in impatiently.. by gibbo_monster2003-12-19 01:26:27
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2003-12-19 01:38:36
  {{{{{SaleGamine}}}}} by ideur2003-12-19 02:31:16
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by chrisP2003-12-19 03:00:57
  Thank you everyone for all the nice hugs by SaleGamine2003-12-19 05:23:51

 

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