Why should you help UF?
- Because I see London, I see France, I see Osama's psychopants.
- Because you've never known pain like the pain of hearing Illiad cry
like a little schoolgirl.
- Because La-La and Po are standing behind you.
- Because without UFies, we'd be in a 'Perfect Storm' fecal blizzard.
- Because it's a PLOT! DANGIT, IT'S A PLOT! WHY CAN'T YOU ALL SEE
THAT!!!!1
- ....
- Would you be forced to eat meat-flavoured Jello/pause and
reflect on the reflections of paws/eat your way through the pool
filled with chocolate laxative to retrive the golden fizz tablet/unleash
the unleashable if UF went away?
Think about it, do as your convictions see fit. That's all any of us can
do. This message is going to appear a few seconds before the QOTD does for
the next while (my choice, not Illiad's). Sorry folks, it really is
important.
Thanks,
Kickstart (who remains a wholly unpaid advocate of UF - no conflict of
interest)
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