In descending order:
Holing up at home with good books and food
    --Don't you mean the Internet and food? Yes, this would be my first choice.

Languishing in a resort in $Sun.Belt.Location
    --Living in Florida, I already live in "$Sun.Belt.Location"--so I guess a stay at a resort could be justified as a local trip...

A luxury cruise in $Warm.Region.With.Blue.Water
    --As long as the ship sails from Canaveral and has Internet access, I'm game for that!



Ones I wouldn't do at all:
A hiking/camping trip in $Temperate.And.Green.Lands
    --hiking, are you joking!?

Backpacking in $Rugged.Mountain.Ranges
    --look, I'm allergic to the outdoors, ok?

An archaeological dig in $Some.Ancient.Place
    --digging, that's for people with heavy equipment with air-conditioned cabs, no?

A driving tour of $Foreign.Countries.With.Much.History
    --Foreign countries? Sorry...but I'm not much of a traveler--if I died in the tri-county [Orange, Seminole, and Osceola] area, I'd die a happy man.