Why should you help UF?
- Because innagaddadavidababy.
- Because Illiad isn't real. Only I am real. Nevermind. Send me money.
- Because if you calculate the square root of the hypotenuse and divide
that by the final score of this week's hockey game and give that to a
monkey and hope he comes up with the proper cosine, you still won't have
as much fun as you have here.
- Because.
- Because of two words. Queeg naked.
- ....
- Would you be forced to spend time with your drunk parents/paint
Liberace's dead left buttcheek/assume nothing and trust no one/
ease yourself slowly into a bathtub of jello flavoured lava if UF went
away?
Think about it, do as your convictions see fit. That's all any of us can
do. This message is going to appear a few seconds before the QOTD does for
the next while (my choice, not Illiad's). Sorry folks, it really is
important.
Thanks,
Kickstart (who remains a wholly unpaid advocate of UF - no conflict of
interest)
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