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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:26:49
What does that big red "do not touch" button do?

Submitted by tnglives

Kickstart

Send your QOTDs to qotdsubmit at this domain , but don't press the blue one, Neo.

[ Reply ]
  KABOOM! by z1root2003-11-03 00:02:51
  Depends when you press it. by McNutcase2003-11-03 00:03:57
  UFie rollover button :D (n/t) by Jeff_uk2003-11-03 00:04:08
  Klaxtons whoop and a 110 decibel voice booms... by glenalec2003-11-03 00:04:16
  nothing. by warfreak22003-11-03 00:05:18
  Disables the FTB. (n/t) by Slamlander2003-11-03 00:06:27
    I've got a question about FTBs. by Sim2003-11-03 00:48:52
      Doesn't sound fluffy to me... (n/t) by vetitice2003-11-03 02:17:06
      Has to be huggable, warm, and fuzzy by Slamlander2003-11-03 02:20:26
    The Fetch Target Buffer? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-11-03 07:22:18
  Which one? by Bellator2003-11-03 00:06:58
    Wouldn't YOU want to press both? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-11-03 07:22:55
  Turns you into a toaster. by SuaveRedSalami2003-11-03 00:08:23
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-11-03 12:39:11
    I thought it makes you double-post? (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-11-03 00:12:30
      That too. by BlurOfSerenity2003-11-03 00:14:30
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-11-03 12:39:21
  Sets off a chain reaction of supernovae by BlurOfSerenity2003-11-03 00:10:11
  It distracts people... by Tumppu2003-11-03 00:12:17
  Well, when by mirage2003-11-03 00:13:16
    Interesting effect by Hlloyge2003-11-03 02:23:18
  Format your hard disks by diGriz2003-11-03 00:15:26
  Guess what happend last time someone pressed by ideur2003-11-03 00:15:37
  Installs Windows 95 (n/t) by nix2003-11-03 00:16:24
  "I love you you love me... it releases Barney.." (n/t) by Celticess2003-11-03 00:19:00
    EEEK! NO! *shivers in horror* ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-11-03 00:21:46
  Activates a no-touch field by skeptic2003-11-03 00:19:30
  So try it and Find Out by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It says... by Kickstart2003-11-03 00:21:27
    Monster at the end of this book? by Chuk2003-11-03 13:05:30
  Strangles a house plant (n/t) by MajorG172003-11-03 00:21:32
  Something bad... that's all I know ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-11-03 00:22:36
  Files suit for physical harassment (n/t) by glenalec2003-11-03 00:26:03
  "Would you like to play a game?" (n/t) by Paladin2452003-11-03 00:27:53
  releases the halon by prat2003-11-03 00:43:01
  BobbleHead | TVGuide | HulaHoop | etc. by ag_wyvern2003-11-03 00:43:25
  It makes a big green "touch-me" button appear by Spisefisken2003-11-03 00:49:18
  It activates the Perpetual Motion Machine! by ag_wyvern2003-11-03 00:58:45
  reboots reality (n/t) by Control2003-11-03 01:03:03
  Shuts down the Internet by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  It lights up a sign which says... by Dok2003-11-03 01:39:32
    I told you not to press it. (n/t) by fudje2003-11-03 02:02:09
    Nah it says: by SaleGamine2003-11-03 02:04:00
  It breaks the causality by Hlloyge2003-11-03 02:35:42
  Makes your nose bleed. by Voltigeur2003-11-03 04:43:48
  How would I know? by SnappingTurtle2003-11-03 04:50:23
  Sounds a siren that won't shut off. (I built one by ChuckAB2003-11-03 05:00:55
  It clones a llama. by nin_man2003-11-03 05:44:02
  Releases the people who will always complain.... by random_c2003-11-03 06:02:39
  Eliminates people from the Gene Pool by fore_deck2003-11-03 06:03:32
    As well as the Critical Singing Actors. by ag_wyvern2003-11-03 11:52:27
  Doesn't create a new empty file. (n/t) by Stavros2003-11-03 06:17:35
  Thank you for activating the self-destruct(tm)... by buzzin2003-11-03 06:54:37
  Absolutely nothing by clodia2003-11-03 06:59:02
  SACRILIDGE! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That button does plenty... by fore_deck2003-11-03 09:07:26
      It effectively serves by thewrongcrowd2003-11-03 14:01:07
  You mean this one? by mwq2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, that's good. by LionsPhil2003-11-03 09:41:40
  calls the Engineer Robot by pseudoNIHM2003-11-03 08:10:20
    You don't wanna do that.... by fore_deck2003-11-03 09:10:14
  DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!.... by RigbyReardon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It tests your obedience. n/t by Caius2003-11-03 09:31:20
  Plays with your mind. Even if you don't push it. (n/t) by bladedancer2003-11-03 09:34:24
  It administers a high-voltage shock by thewrongcrowd2003-11-03 09:55:34
  It distracts attention away from by BloodyViking2003-11-03 11:04:30
  Waits for someone to push it by oot2003-11-03 11:06:48
  Speed dials Vladimir Putin by raptor_872003-11-03 11:18:30
  It causes Mega-Maid to by gaygeek2003-11-03 12:30:27
    D'oh! by nin_man2003-11-03 12:53:25

 

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