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really bad joke from #sporks by Psychoi3oy2003-11-01 11:44:41
  #sporks dies a horrible death: by silentcoder 2003-11-01 12:24:01
<mcnutcase> I'll try the shopping centre tomorrow, then the army surplus monday
<silentcoder> mcnutcase, you are really taking this coat thing seriously
<warfreak2> whatcha looking for?
<warfreak2> ah
<warfreak2> he's allowed to like a coat
<warfreak2> after all, his main box is a Celery 400 (j/k)
<silentcoder> ATTENTION ALL UFIES: MCNUTCASE IS CURRENTLY NAKED WE URGENTLY REQUIRE THE DONATION OF A COAT OR JACKET TO COVER HIM UP WITH
<silentcoder> that should get you one mcnutcase
* warfreak2 throws mcnutcase large quantities of clothes
<warfreak2> quickly! quickly!
<silentcoder> ok which one of you wize guys donated the bottle cap ??!?!?!
* warfreak2 raises a timid hand
<silentcoder> oh right - well I guess now we know whose been looking
<warfreak2> ...
<mcnutcase> yeah, everyone but warfreak2
<silentcoder> don't look at me, I donated the thimble
<mcnutcase> who threw the police helmet?
<warfreak2> silentcoder
<silentcoder> no that was RebeccaL
<silentcoder> :)
<warfreak2> was it?
* Nickface just wonders what the hell is going on
Nickface niveous
<warfreak2> we're teaming up to get mcnutcase clothes
<mcnutcase> Nickface: I'm trying to get me a new coat
<Nickface> i see...
<silentcoder> shutup Nickfaceyou donated two ping-pong balls and a banana
<silentcoder> mmm
<RebeccaL> ?
<Nickface> try make the old one look like it was damaged by lightning? :)
<RebeccaL> what did i do?
<mcnutcase> it's not insured
<RebeccaL> mcnutcase: i just bid on a coat for my sister on ebay
<silentcoder> scroll up
<Nickface> silentcoder: nononono, I donated the half of coconut
<mcnutcase> RebeccaL: there aren't any suitable for me on there
<warfreak2> ooh! can have the other half
<silentcoder> then who is responsible for the banana and ping pong balls ?
<RebeccaL> i found a really nice one, but too small in the shoulders
<warfreak2> then i'll only need one more and then i'll have a coconut ^^
<Nickface> silentcoder: I think that was Llyr...
<RebeccaL> she was at a friend's house, so i called her there and asked her to get lisa to find a measuring tape to measure her shoulders and arms
<silentcoder> Nickface, yeah that would make sense
<mcnutcase> I need a coat for a 42" chest minimum...
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