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Hey, guys! by nin_man 2003-11-01 06:41:16
No, just guys that have ladies. And ladies that have ladies, I guess.

If you ever want that special woman in your life to know just how much she means to you, I've got the ticket to taking her for a slow cruise down bliss avenue.

All you have to do is get her started on how perfect the two of you are for each other (which, if you're the smooth talker I take you for, should be no trouble at all) and then, when she looks at you for your romantic confirmation of such, look her deep in the eyes and say in your sexiest voice, "Yeah, you and me, we're like two wings on the same chicken."

Once you spring that on her, she'll never leave your side.

Tune in next week for more tips from The Lovemeister.
[ Reply ]
  did you just call her a chicken wing? (n/t) by woodchip2003-11-01 06:42:36
    Perhaps. by nin_man2003-11-01 06:57:04
      And if the phrase by ChuckAB2003-11-01 07:01:13
  What? by Reddy2003-11-01 07:14:44
    he's a ninny.... by tajomaru2003-11-01 09:08:19
      that works by Reddy2003-11-01 09:19:37
    No you wouldn't. by Naruki2003-11-01 14:25:05
  On the whole... by fore_deck2003-11-01 07:40:38
  And how much did this wisdom cost you? (n/t) by webishop2003-11-01 08:20:44
  LMAO! by j.butterfly2003-11-01 09:52:59
  better than two wings on different chickens (n/t) by tnglives2003-11-01 12:46:10
  I think I'll try that one tonight :) by friareriner2003-11-01 18:48:19

 

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