Why should you help UF?
- Because eventually the drugs I take will wear off, and solipsist
reality will kick in.
- Because Illiad doesn't want to have to do Depends commercials in his
old age.
- Because there is no present like the time.
- Because the moment you think that everything is free is when some
schmuck named Jeff with a patent book will talk to you about 'breathing'
(as you like to call it).
- ....
- Would you be forced to explain sex to sentient apes/act in the
musical rendition of 'The Cell'/paint faces on your toes so you have
friends/organize your collection of Heroes of the Torah trading cards or
just sit on the ottoman pretending Pittsburgh is your empire if UF went
away?
Think about it, do as your convictions see fit. That's all any of us can
do. This message is going to appear a few seconds before the QOTD does for
the next while (my choice, not Illiad's). Sorry folks, it really is
important.
Thanks,
Kickstart (who remains a wholly unpaid advocate of UF - no conflict of
interest)
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