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Okie dUFies, listen up. by Queeg 2003-10-22 18:35:04
It's time that people took a chill-suppository and started acting fun. That's a freaking order.

In the case of non-compliance with an order I give, you will shortly find yourself...not disabled...not banned...but given the task of database scrubbing. With a broken mySQL toothbrush. And some Ajax.

And dang but this database is big.

Hear me? Ok funboys and fungirls - you will be nice to one another or else. If I find a single major malfunction in your activities I will come down on you like a ton of Queeg.

And you gotta know that a ton of Queeg is a whole lot heavier than any stupid bricks. Physics be screwed.

Q.
[ Reply ]
  Hmmmm by Reddy2003-10-22 18:43:29
    take your pick, i've got anything you can think of (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-10-22 18:49:02
      something I can dance too (n/t) by Reddy2003-10-22 18:49:54
        what kind of dance? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-10-22 18:50:50
          rock by Reddy2003-10-22 18:52:05
            rock dancing.. by Ubergeek22003-10-22 19:03:40
              Nelly is good (n/t) by Reddy2003-10-22 19:05:42
                oh wait by Reddy2003-10-22 19:06:09
                  the radio edit version. by Ubergeek22003-10-22 19:12:11
                    I have two choices of radio stations by Reddy2003-10-22 20:17:47
                The bandaid guy? by JPaganel2003-10-22 19:15:38
                  yeah, him (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-10-22 19:21:03
                  I like by Reddy2003-10-22 20:15:33
  hey buddy i'm havin a blast. by Ubergeek22003-10-22 18:49:52
    So try and keep up! by kahuana2003-10-22 21:35:25
  Mmmm...them suppositories are tasty! (n/t) by Egaeus2003-10-22 18:56:25
    then there are somethings..... by texteditor2003-10-22 19:02:13
      I have to take by Egaeus2003-10-22 19:05:15
        I have to take a dump by oot2003-10-22 19:08:10
          lol by texteditor2003-10-22 19:16:08
    Monistat 7, not just a good bagel spread anymore:) (n/t) by romandas2003-10-22 19:38:23
      You'd think by Egaeus2003-10-22 19:43:11
      Mmm that KY jelly by AshyRaine2003-10-22 21:05:56
  *turns boombox really, really, really loud* by oot2003-10-22 19:01:50
    like me? by Reddy2003-10-22 19:02:47
      Whatever you pick by oot2003-10-22 19:06:23
        UG2 is putting something on (n/t) by Reddy2003-10-22 19:08:00
          OK (n/t) by oot2003-10-22 19:08:49
  Hey, you know what's fun? by Arcanum2003-10-22 19:09:41
  Where were people being not fun? (n/t) by oot2003-10-22 19:12:01
    Over here by mirage2003-10-22 20:06:03
  That actually sounds worse than the ton-o-queeg. by kahuana2003-10-22 21:48:24
  Dances around Queeg Chanting by abaron2003-10-23 02:32:21

 

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