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WinXP firewall should be... by Irrelevant 2003-10-22 09:48:46
...fried in batter, smothered in boiling chilli sauce, covered in sodium solution, and then thrown out of a 23rd storey window. Fast. >:[


My reason:

We got a worm on our computer. Oh, the horror(!)
But, the virus-scanner caught it before it did anything, so *that*'s all right.

It arrived while I had the firewall disabled so I could host Worms games. You can imagine the parental blamemongering.

I've been saying continuously that we should get a firewall that can allow specific programs, however the only one said parent knows about is ZoneAlarm. It only supports LANs in the version you have to pay for, and she's a tightfisted penny-pincher, so she isn't willing to pay for it.

So, she let the XP firewall lull her into a false sense of security, and blamed me when a worm got in. That's *not* so 'all right'.


The upshot of this is that I am no longer allowed to do anything that requires disabling the firewall.

Another upshot of this is that I am now adamant that we should get a *real* firewall. Unfortunately, it'll have to be freeware. Any suggestions?


PS: I'm betting the worm would have got in anyway. I don't trust anything of that importance that you can toggle with a single tickbox.
[ Reply ]
  Ooh, you're gonna get LARTed here. by Naruki2003-10-22 09:52:25
    I'm not complaining about getting hit. by Irrelevant2003-10-22 09:58:24
      xp firewall by madrak2003-10-22 10:25:53
    You're phychic! Wayheyhey! (n/t) by Irrelevant2003-10-22 12:14:26
      Naw, I just know this crowd a bit. by Naruki2003-10-22 12:28:14
    I replaced ZoneAlarm with Kerio by Slacktime2003-10-22 12:47:34
  There is the obvious... by imperito2003-10-22 09:54:39
  You're aware, I'm sure... by nin_man2003-10-22 09:58:39
    I was about to say. by Llyr2003-10-22 10:00:53
    I am aware of that. by Irrelevant2003-10-22 10:01:49
      Check the game producer's web site by DeaconBlue2003-10-22 10:06:24
        or just check. by Winsmith2003-10-22 10:09:51
      Google is your friend. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
        But opening a port is less secure by Naruki2003-10-22 10:10:26
          How do you mean? (n/t) by Llyr2003-10-22 10:12:12
            A port is a door. by Naruki2003-10-22 10:19:05
              Kerio will take care of that - by Ravenlock2003-10-22 10:21:26
                Yes. Kerio good. by LionsPhil2003-10-22 10:27:25
              Intriguing. by Llyr2003-10-22 10:25:11
            Simple opening a port by DesertRat662003-10-22 10:19:38
        Thankyou. by Irrelevant2003-10-22 11:19:06
  Here you go by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I second this one by JamieM2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I third that (really easy to host something) by Freakazoid2003-10-22 10:23:25
  Kerio Personal Firewall. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks like shareware, though. by Naruki2003-10-22 10:27:12
      Nope - personal is... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        IIRC, their installer is a tad confusing by LionsPhil2003-10-22 10:30:44
          Ah, okay, that could be the confusion. by Ravenlock2003-10-22 10:31:51
      Nope, it doesn't. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-10-22 10:29:24
  Kerio. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LARTLARTLART by Didactylos2003-10-22 10:31:27
    Well... by Irrelevant2003-10-22 11:16:14
  Plants a sign: by Irrelevant2003-10-22 11:21:59
    *LARTs you some more* by LionsPhil2003-10-22 11:27:48
      <Deleted><Deleted>2003-10-22 11:54:25
        Hoo. Well, first off, by Ravenlock2003-10-22 11:46:09
        Moderated for language by Nea2003-10-22 11:55:27
  And to summarise: by Irrelevant2003-10-22 11:44:58
    Don't forget to write! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-10-22 11:56:52
      That really helps, you know that? by Irrelevant2003-10-22 12:13:45
    Please don't play the drama queen card by Nea2003-10-22 11:56:54
      Go on! by Irrelevant2003-10-22 12:12:14
    Perhaps close the thread? by Slacktime2003-10-22 12:31:28
  Yes, I know I went away in a bad mood... by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Also thanks for... by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Good luck with your parents. by Naruki2003-10-22 12:37:12
      How many times do I have to tell you?! by DesertRat662003-10-22 12:41:36
        Colonel Mustard in the library with the candle- by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 12:43:43
          Darn!!! I was looking forward to by DesertRat662003-10-22 12:46:26
            Chocolate syrup isn't a condiment. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 12:53:22
              My condiments exactly. by Irrelevant2003-10-22 12:56:59
                Nobody likes sediment in their condiments. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 12:58:34
              You mean I can't put it on Spaghetti?! by DesertRat662003-10-22 12:59:56
                *gags* Major ick factor there, pal. by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 13:04:50
                  Well the I won't tell you where I got by DesertRat662003-10-22 13:06:37
          Ahh, this is better. by Irrelevant2003-10-22 12:47:35
            What a pickle I'm in now! I thought I was by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 12:50:13
              Did I ever tell you how much I relish your posts? by Naruki2003-10-22 12:52:46
                Mayonaise be always fresh and creamy, baby. by NOLAWitch2003-10-22 12:55:08
                  Of course, any diner worth their salt by LionsPhil2003-10-22 13:00:43
                  My condiment broke! by Naruki2003-10-22 13:07:07
                  Word disassociation! My diary! NOW! by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    your mood seems to be pretty swaying today ;p (n/t) by Winsmith2003-10-22 13:16:45
                      Yeah, it's the caffeine withdrawl... by Irrelevant2003-10-22 13:42:18
      Good news! They've agreed to look at Kerio! =] (n by Irrelevant2003-10-22 13:10:24
        If that doesn't work by DesertRat662003-10-22 13:52:14
    No problem, glad to help :-) by Ravenlock2003-10-22 14:42:38

 

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