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Some IDIOT stuck his finger in the ferret cage!	by SnappingTurtle	2003-08-26 07:45:20
Stupider than that	by JohnClarke	2003-08-26 18:56:34
Was looking at fish in a pet store one day and the clerk related the story of his fishtank and his drunken buddy. Seems that the fishtank contained an electric catfish and a large number of piranha and snakeheads (not sure why the piranha and snakeheads didn't eat each other, but the all bit the catfish, _once_, when they were put in the tank and never did that again). So his buddy decides that he's going to pick up the electric catfish. Fortunately when the catfish let drive with its 350 volts the piranha and snakeheads who had been dining on his arm let go. IIRC he said the guy needed 135 stitches and was too embarrassed to tell the doctor at the emergency room how he had been injured.
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