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Dell Patents "Reboot and See If That Fixes It" by Garath 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Their new slogan:
"Dell: Where rebooting to fix the problem is our solution."

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[ Reply ]
  Ok, I patent "percussive maintainance". by LionsPhil2003-08-26 07:45:18
    sorry, I've been calling it by blindman2003-08-26 08:19:24
    Yeah, about fifteen dents by Llyr2003-08-26 08:25:21
    Careful with that... by leistico2003-08-26 08:59:38
    The Bigger Hammer theory on Physics & Engineering by Silvermoon822003-08-26 09:05:03
      I have the bigger hammer. by mcnutcase2003-08-26 09:08:29
        That's a good one. by Silvermoon822003-08-26 09:15:18
    I thought you did the maintainance on the users by raptor_872003-08-26 11:43:20
    I patent the "If you haven't bled on it, by delltech2003-08-26 13:33:15
    For prior art see "No Time For Sergeants" by JohnClarke2003-08-26 18:42:56
  I thought M$ already had that one. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-08-26 07:45:42
  I just checked by JohnRyan2003-08-26 07:46:06
    bbspot is like The Onion by LionsPhil2003-08-26 07:50:00
    yes it is... by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Aha. by JohnRyan2003-08-26 07:57:50
  My ISP uses the reboot technique by Slacktime2003-08-26 08:00:33
    same ISP ... by rottweiler2003-08-26 08:18:08
      no, makes me sick by Slacktime2003-08-26 08:22:02
        ...makes me sick, II by Maestro_OmahaNE2003-08-26 10:19:21
  All users at the mission know that by SnappingTurtle2003-08-26 08:25:34
  I would not laugh at that one... by Eric2003-08-26 08:33:31

 

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