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Need audition monologue by SnappingTurtle 2003-08-24 20:49:58
Hoo boy, I had a realization a few hours ago. If I'm going to audition for a play, I need to prepare an audition monologue. I'm looking for something light and funny, not heavy and dramatic. It should be for a guy. No Shakespeare, I'm just not that good.

Any ideas?

[ Reply ]
  Fnord! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-08-24 20:54:48
    can i got with you? by Ubergeek22003-08-24 20:56:16
      go* (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-08-24 20:56:52
      Sure, sounds great by SnappingTurtle2003-08-24 20:57:55
        with my luck.. by Ubergeek22003-08-24 21:02:28
  Cyrano's speech in the tavern by Blackbyrd22003-08-24 21:05:49
    Cyrano who? **ducks and covers** by Adiplomat2003-08-24 21:12:23
      exactly! by leistico2003-08-24 21:24:33
    Two all beef patties, special sauce... oh wait.. by SnappingTurtle2003-08-24 21:13:16
      wrong sport by leistico2003-08-24 21:16:56
        No no, I remember now... by SnappingTurtle2003-08-24 21:24:02
          no more tribbles!!! by niwikki2003-08-24 23:28:41
  A few thoughts... by leistico2003-08-24 21:07:24
  ok what type of role are you auditioning for? by Celticess2003-08-24 21:10:11
  what play? by LunarRainn2003-08-24 21:11:03
    No idea what play by SnappingTurtle2003-08-24 21:16:15
      ok... well here are some things to keep in mind by LunarRainn2003-08-24 21:22:51
  Try something from 'Yes, Minister' by Control2003-08-24 21:38:39
    Forgot a clicky by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  a friend of mine once adapted by niwikki2003-08-24 23:24:31
  The Matchmaker by etwas_egal2003-08-25 10:14:46

 

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