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Mata Nui Discussion by Naruki2003-08-23 08:20:46
  Sign SPOILERS! by Naruki 2003-08-23 08:36:43
ACCESS TO MAINLAND TEMPORARILY CLOSED.

AWAITING TURAGA NOKAMA'S RETURN

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BEWARE

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BLUE SEA...
A RUKI LEAPS
... THE SOUND
OF WATER

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DO NOT DISTURB

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EAST GARDEN

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GA-KORO
SHIPYARDS

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GA-KORO
KOLHII FIELD

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THE HISTORY
OF KOLHII PART 1

THE FIRST GAME OF
KOLHII ON MATA NUI WAS
TURAGA ONEWA AND
TURAGA WHENUA'S IDEA.
IT WAS INTENDED TO
SETTLE A DISPUTE
BETWEEN ONU-MATORAN
MINERS AND PO-MATORAN
CARVERS, AFTER A
COMMENT FROM ONE OF
THE MINERS ABOUT THE
QUALITY OF CERTAIN
CARVINGS.

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THE HISTORY
OF KOLHII PART 2

THE PO-MATORAN TOOK
EXCEPTION TO THE REMARK
AND BLAMED THE MINERS FOR
POOR QUALITY STONE. THE
DISAGREEMENT ESCALATED
UNTIL ROCKS, SHOVELS, AND
HAMMERS STARTED FLYING
BETWEEN THE TWO CAMPS,
FORCING THE TURAGA TO STEP
IN AND PUT A STOP TO THE
CONFLICT.

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THE HISTORY
OF KOLHII PART 3

TO REOLVE IT, THEY DEVISED A
COMPETITION, ACCORDING TO 10
SIMPLE RULES. THE 11TH RULE, OR
SO-CALLED "NEW RULE," WAS
ESTABLISHED WHEN SOME FIELDS
BEGAN TO SUFFER PITCH
INVASIONS BY DANGEROUS RAHI.
THE RULE WAS FURTHER EXPANDED
WITH THE ONU-KORO ADDENDUM
AFTER AN INCIDENT INVOLVING
THE LOCAL USSALRY DURING A
MOUNTED CRAB MATCH.

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THE HISTORY
OF KOLHII PART 4

DURING THE TIME OF THE BOHROK
SWARMS, THE GAME EVOLVED INTO
WHAT IS NOW CALLED KOLHII. MANY
ATTRIBUTE THIS CHANGING OF THE
GAME TO AN INCIDENT THAT
OCCURRED DURING THE PAHRAK
INVASION OF GA-KORO, WHEN HEWKII
USED A GA-MATORAN FISHING STAFF
TO SAVE MACKU FROM A FALLING
ROCK. SINCE THEN, PLAYERS HAVE
ADOPTED THE USE OF THE KOLHII
STICK AND THE RULES HAVE BEEN
CHANGED TO ACCOMMODATE IT.

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THE HISTORY
OF KOLHII PART 5

KOLHII HAS BECOME A STAPLE OF
MATORAN LIFE, AND A GREAT
OCCASION FOR CELEBRATION.
MANY BELIEVE IT TO BE A
FITTING REPRESENTATION OF THE
THREE VIRTUES OF UNITY, DUTY,
AND DESTINY. IT IS
PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT TO THE
PO-MATORAN THAT HAVE BECOME
UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS SEASON
AFTER SEASON. POHATU, THE TOA
OF PO-KORO, IS THE PATRON TOA
OF KOLHII.

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KOLHII
RULE NUMBER 1

TEAMS NUMBER MORE
THAN ONE BUT NO MORE
THAN SIX.

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OKOTH'S
BARGAIN BARTER

YOU WANT IT...
WE GOT IT!
(AND VICE VERSA)

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TA-KORO
FERRYLINES

FERRY TO PO-WAHI
CLOSED

FERRY TO TA-WAHI
CLOSED

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THINGS
TO DO
TODAY

MAKE
FLAX!
[ Reply ]
    I think the ferry sign says by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Actually by tigermouse2003-08-23 14:04:23

 

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