American sport sucks. They stole the name "football" and stuck it on a game where foot and ball rarely touch. Baseball is what happens when you try to describe cricket in a drunken stupour. NASCAR is for people who can't steer, so they just jam the wheel to the left.
American movies suck. Hollywood regularly churns out the same, dull, putrid slop, and the sheeple lap it up. When they get bored, they pick a historic event or classical story (preferably from Greek mythology) to add generic love scenes to, change the plot of, and sell cheap, plastic figurines using the brand, free with Mc Donalds' Happy Meals.
American TV sucks. And blows. And then, when you're most expecting it, sucks a little bit more, half-heartedly. Hell, I'm waiting for "The World's Worst Generic TV Programs" to feature itself.
American porn sucks! On the problem is that it doesn't. Because they're all prudes over there, compared to Sweden.
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